can't get to the computer at work right now so decided to rattle off a few tired old phrases, just for shits and giggles.
CAMRA are old and sucky and wear sandles and have beards and beer bellies.
Brewdog are new and sucky and have less beer beliies but more fan-boys.
Long live craft beer it's AWESOME!!!!
All Cask is Brown and dull and women will never enjoy it.
All Lager is fizzy piss and only louts drink 10 pints of it before kicking the shit out of someone at the footy.
All new beer is AWESOME!!!
All bloggers are noisesome.
All beer blogs are introspective, self indulgent dribblings of spotty geeks who can't get girlfriends/boyfriends.
Kinda bored now, RBF.