Friday, 1 March 2013

All Crafted Out

So the news has finally got to me that Fosters are marketing their lager as craft...You're fucking kidding, right?

The world has finally gone stark-bollock bonkers.

Hipster Alcoholic Diet Water?
With the word 'craft' having caused so much debate and consternation on this side of the pond, I think it's time we found a new 'tag' for smaller batch, independently brewed beer. After all hasn't 'craft' been a bit done to death?

How about...

a) Ibeer
b) Real Fucking Beer, Man!
c) Hipster bio dynamic diet water.

what new, hip, cool name would you give it?

7 comments:

Mr. David J said...

Bier.

It's like, french and ironic and stuff.

Glyn Roberts said...

Like it. Don't think it'll catch on though ;)

Ed said...

How about "real ale"? ;-)

Anonymous said...

Ironic Beard or Cunt Water.

Glyn Roberts said...

Think outside the beard, Ed. That'll never catch on! ;)

Cooking Lager said...

How about twat fuel?

Glyn Roberts said...

Cookie, that might just work...