So the news has finally got to me that Fosters are
marketing their lager as craft...You're fucking kidding, right?
The world has finally gone stark-bollock bonkers.
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| Hipster Alcoholic Diet Water? |
With the word 'craft' having caused so much debate and consternation on this side of the pond, I think it's time we found a new 'tag' for smaller batch, independently brewed beer. After all hasn't 'craft' been a bit done to death?
How about...
a) Ibeer
b) Real Fucking Beer, Man!
c) Hipster bio dynamic diet water.
what new, hip, cool name would you give it?
Bier.
ReplyDeleteIt's like, french and ironic and stuff.
Like it. Don't think it'll catch on though ;)
ReplyDeleteHow about "real ale"? ;-)
ReplyDeleteIronic Beard or Cunt Water.
ReplyDeleteThink outside the beard, Ed. That'll never catch on! ;)
ReplyDeleteHow about twat fuel?
ReplyDeleteCookie, that might just work...
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