Saturday, 21 January 2012

Brewdog Made Me Fatter!

Instead of doing my drunk diary this year I am trying to be a bit more healthy without telling you lot too much about it and boring you all senseless.

So me and Mrs Rabidbarfly got ourselves an exercise bike and I've used it pretty much every day since then. This week I've been going round a few breweries and helping them brew beer, nothing ground breaking or new about that I hear you say, well no and that's fine because it's hard work and it counts as exercise. I have also been using the bike.

Fatties beware!
So imagine my surprise then when I do my daily morning weigh-in yesterday to find I had gone from 80.1kg(12st, 8.6lb) to 80.6kg(12st, 9.7lb)! Shocking weight gain, so shocking I had to look over my diet for the day and I found one anomaly, a bottle of Brewdog Hardcore IPA! Not the McDonalds, the Hardcore IPA!!

It can be the only reason for such horrible obeseness! James Watt - you should be utterly ashamed of yourself, but then you probably already are, after all everybody can see behind that skinny, uber cool veneer is a self loathing chubster just screaming to get out. Half a kilo Damn You! Not the double helping of homemade Jerk chicken, The Brewdog!

So this is how you are trying to remain uber cool, by making the rest of us fatties?! Despicable!

If you keep on making such drinkable cheap(at the supermarket) beers then my diet will go to hell and I may have to bill you for a new liver.

8 comments:

Rick Furzer said...

Does that mean your gonna be getting yourself a bike for the great outdoors? Do it.

Leigh said...

hahahhaha

Rabidbarfly said...

Rick, I've said it before, I'll say it again, I'm fat not suicidal.
Leigh - Btw - pulled pork was awesome! so going to do a fabpow post about it!

Zak Avery said...

You've been using an exercise bike to get round the breweries? How - bunny hopping it there?

Rabidbarfly said...

Haha, well picked up on Zak! no wonder I ache so much!

Mark said...

Don't forget that muscle weighs more than fat. ;)

BeerBirraBier.

Ale Qaeda said...

Stick to real ale, and feel healthier!

Rabidbarfly said...

Oh God the Beer Terrorists have found me!