|right, I'm sorted, what are you lot having?|
This all started with an innocent Bacon tweet : Not sure there's anything better than a toasted bacon and cheese sandwich for breakfast. Anywhere....ever.
Being twitter that started a worldwide debate on the best ways to serve the Godsend that is fried pig.
Phil Lowry thinks that egg and bacon (with black pudding and mushrooms) is best for bacon top trumps. He's wrong, and loses said bacon top trumps.
In Japan, Martyn Cornell proves that whilst he may be an expert beer historian, he's a bit of an amateur when it comes to bacon : scrap the cheese, add Daddies brown sauce and make sure the bread is wholemeal??? - wtf?
Natedawg reckons Phil's is ok but : leave the mushrooms. Black pudding is apparently necessary though.
Mitch Adams, now turning it into a hangover cure debate - Agrees with me though, wholemeal is all wrong has to be ketchup and clean sliced white bread.
One of my Afc Wimbledon buddies, Bubble is close : Sausage, Bacon and Eggs is a good place to start. Scrap the eggs and we have a winner.
Liberty Bear Steve : Eggy crumpets, crispy bacon and maple syrup....This ain't the States!
Cornell(again, jeez!) best cure is apparently : Elderflower cordial diluted 5:1 with mineral water. And Coffee. And Bacon. - to be honest Martyn, I wouldn't put all that in a drink, or on a plate for that matter. Messy.
Simon Johnson thinks we're all amateurs without putting a splash on Hendersons relish on it. Bloody norverners.
Thomas Marshall says bacon on cheese in a bagel bap with a bit of hot source - The source of hot what I wonder....?
Right, since you lot turned it into a hangover cure debate, I'll just get onto the best cure for a hangover.....
More Beer. Suffice to say, Sunday will NOT be productive.