This year was particularly difficult as i was struck by the challenge of looking at recreating last years categories or creating completely new ones whilst not actually giving a shit about any of them! Eventually I decided that a mix of old and new would probably be more interesting for
The Shia LeBeouf Award for Originality goes to : Anyone that's grown a fucking beard this year! and yes, I am jealous that my naturally Peter Pan looks don't allow this!
Best Bullshit in 140 Characters : The double act of @totalcurtis & @ChrisHallBeer has been particularly relentless this year.
Most Boring Beer Style : Craft Lager of course! Especially the Indian Pale Kind!
How Many Craft Breweries Do We Have To Buy Before People Realise We're Craft? : AB Inbev or whatever it's called now.
Best Deserter of Normal Job For Job in The Beer Industry : NateDawg OF COURSE! Congrats dude, you'll have no life in no time!
There Must Be A Way To Use This Brewery As a Front For Illegal Activities... : You might know already, I couldn't possibly comment.
I'd Rather Have a Carling : Than anything from Greed Kerching.
The Dinosaur Award Because This Is All A Bit Tongue-In-Cheek : In A Pub Magazine and those toilets.
You Might As Well Read His Blog, Everyone Else Keeps Giving Him Awards So I Will Too! : Martyn Cornell.
The UKIP Award For Not Really Being Beer Nazis : Ratebeer.
So there they are, as i said last year, if you feel left out and really want an award, i'm unemployed now so cold, hard cash will work.
Peace and goodwill towards those who are less intelligent than you. i.e me.
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*Sniffs*... Dude... *wipes tear from eye*. I'm honoured.
;-)
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