Monday, 30 July 2012

Mans Best Friend

A real woman is a mans best friend.

She will never stand him up & never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do,

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make him feel confident and sexy, seductive & invincible,
.....no wait....

...I'm thinking of beer....

It's fucking beer that does that,

Sorry.


2 comments:

Tandleman said...

You might have given me a credit! :-)

Glyn Roberts said...

EVERYBODY! TANDLEMAN SENT ME THIS! HE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOUR AFTER ALL!! ;)