Virtual Beer, Pah!

It's disturbing you know, on twitter various people keep mentioning virtual pints, virtual bars, virtual food etc.... blah fucking blah.

Virtual beer. Bet it's really satisfying. Not!

No I'm not going to buy you a virtual pint. If I want to buy you a drink you can meet me in person and drink a real pint of real beer in a real glass with real people around you in a real fucking pub!

This virtual bullshit is both pointless and annoying. I beg you people, please stop!