can't get to the computer at work right now so decided to rattle off a few tired old phrases, just for shits and giggles.
CAMRA are old and sucky and wear sandles and have beards and beer bellies.
Brewdog are new and sucky and have less beer beliies but more fan-boys.
Long live craft beer it's AWESOME!!!!
All Cask is Brown and dull and women will never enjoy it.
All Lager is fizzy piss and only louts drink 10 pints of it before kicking the shit out of someone at the footy.
All new beer is AWESOME!!!
All bloggers are noisesome.
All beer blogs are introspective, self indulgent dribblings of spotty geeks who can't get girlfriends/boyfriends.
Discuss....
Kinda bored now, RBF.
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Might be qucik blogging but sums up what going on in the beery world at the moment prity well actually.
So bored now, might just jack this in. I'm mean, what a pile of bollocks!
that was of course meant to say I mean, not I'm mean, although either apply ;-)
I forgot to add....
Lunatic Fringe blame smoking ban for end of world.
and other lunatic fringe blame beer for country's social and financial woes
You could probably use that to make a random blog post generator.
How did you get the UK Beer Bloggers feed to appear as a single post? Bang on ;-)
I reckon that Valentine geezer is looking at what he's achieved with a few poxy comments, pissing himself laughing and saying "job done".
Oh and then drowning some kittens of course (allegedly).
It's not even about that twat anymore.
can i just get a pint of beer please??
Oh, alright then!
Cheer up old cock.
Sometimes I wonder if you take all this blogging malarkey a bit too seriously?
Anyways, you be pleased to know that I managed to complete the month of May up until the Champions League Final without a drink and then got royally shit-faced on Saturday evening.
A solid half-dozen of Murphys stout during the match and then half a dozen bottles of increasingly strong Belgian stuff afterwards.
Saved the La Trappe Quadrupel till last.
Marvellous.
PPT - Have you tried the oak aged quadruppel?
I haven't.
Tell me you have it in as I feel a London trip coming on.
If I don't have any, I can get some!
Oak aged la Trappe Quadrupel is very good indeed. It has however become fiendishly expensive, even in Belgium and the Netherlands. I'm not normally that price sensitive when it come to beer but I did have one of those "whoa there" moments last time I encountered it.
Yes, it's a bit pricey and if you want to drink it in this country you really do have to dig deep into your pockets but by God I think it's worth it!
You forgot to mention the urban foxes...
Always a good one to blame or vilify. I think they engineered the smoking ban, high taxation and they in fact control Valentine by a system of pulleys and levers. They are after all very cunning... I think I need more sleep or beer, or beer while I sleep.
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