So the news has finally got to me that Fosters are
marketing their lager as craft...You're fucking kidding, right?
The world has finally gone stark-bollock bonkers.
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Hipster Alcoholic Diet Water? |
With the word 'craft' having caused so much debate and consternation on this side of the pond, I think it's time we found a new 'tag' for smaller batch, independently brewed beer. After all hasn't 'craft' been a bit done to death?
How about...
a) Ibeer
b) Real Fucking Beer, Man!
c) Hipster bio dynamic diet water.
what new, hip, cool name would you give it?
7 comments:
Bier.
It's like, french and ironic and stuff.
Like it. Don't think it'll catch on though ;)
How about "real ale"? ;-)
Ironic Beard or Cunt Water.
Think outside the beard, Ed. That'll never catch on! ;)
How about twat fuel?
Cookie, that might just work...
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