Tuesday, 23 November 2010

I Just Want a Kitchen Sink!

There I was walkin' along the Frog and Toad when I get a real Geoff Hurst on an' only a beer'll do. Know what I mean? So I find da nearest boozer an' order da first pin' ov somethin' fizzy. The Barman pulls a pin' ov lager an' this Oil Tanker tells me...
"it's knock on the door a pint! "
"You're 'avin a Turkish" I tell 'im and he says 
"it's knock on the door bin lid awer you can Bombay Duck off!"
"You must be aaghta your bacon mate, I ain' paying that!"
Bombay then pal! he say's, this geeza's got some minerals talkin to me like that but i'm chubb so I turn an' walk out. There's more bath tubs around 'ere.
wot's Laadaaahn coming to when a barman gets to bubble and squeak to me like dat?
Typical Laahdan Battle Cruiser!
I walk into the battle cruiser dahn the frog and it's full of whistles and I cant even get to the bar so uncle buck that!


One more boozer in walkin distance and I'm in Friar Tuck, nobody's at the Ringo Starr and they have lots of pigs ear on the bar. I know this drum n' bass, it's cheap as chips and no fucker will rabbit on whilst I'm trying to read the currant bun wiv me pint of Nelson!

7 comments:

Simon Johnson said...

Nurse, the screens! Glyn's avvin' a giraffe again!

Alcofrolic Chap said...

Nice one, china. Wot gets me tho is sometimes yer Gok Wan't get fru the bleedin' Roger Moore of the rubber dub for all the geezers smokin' oily rags.

Sid Boggle said...

You're a right little 5-speed gearbox...

arn said...

where's the Google translator when you need it...

Rabidbarfly said...

arn - not sure google translate does cockney/mockney yet, maybe we should start a petition or something?

Professor Pie-Tin said...

Glyn - sometimes you can be a complete Rabbit in a hat.


http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/slang/rabbit_in_a_hat

Wahaay !

DemonBrewer said...

Gone chicken oriental have we?