Saturday, 15 January 2011
Drunk Diary, Day Fourteen
End of the night.
Customer : Got a lighter.
Staff : no sir, none of us smoke.
Customer : I'm paying £4.20 a fucking pint and you haven't got a fucking lighter?!
Me : You earn all that money to pay £4.20 a fucking pint and you can't afford a fucking lighter?
Customers mates snigger and he looks indignant, not having the wit to come back with anything else. I'll let you work out what the moral of this particular story is.
Here are the units.
2 x Pints Salopian Oracle, 4% Abv, 568mls, Units : 4.54
1 x Half Salopian Oracle, 4% abv, 284mls, Units : 1.14
1 x Half Oakham Citra, 4.2% abv, 284mls, Units : 1.19
1 x Pint Oakham Citra, 4.2% abv, 568mls, Units : 2.39
1 x Half Hacker Pschorr, 5.5% abv, 284mls, Units : 1.56
2 x Kernel Black IPA, 6.8% abv, 330mls, Units : 4.48
Day Fourteen Total Units : 15.30.
See you tomorrow.