Sweary rant time coming up so switch channels if you don't want to read it.
Stone say it best on their Arrogant Bastard bottles : It's not too expensive, you're too cheap!
Rules of The Rake
1) If you don't know what you're ordering, don't fucking order it!
2) If you're not prepared to pay a fair price for an 8.2% beer, don't fucking order it!
3) If you want to act like a twat when I'm serving you, you will get knob taxed.
4) Don't act like you're the man when you look like you've eaten one of the chuckle brothers then morphed into them.
If you refuse to pay for another pint, I'll bar you then drink your fucking beer, now piss off!
It's Friday, I hate Friday.